Sometimes the memes tell the truth better than the headlines. A recent AI-generated image shows Sam Altman, head of OpenAI, frozen on a toilet as Peter Thiel — the pissman himself — leaps toward him. It looks absurd, but the symbolism is dead serious. Altman plays the face of 'safe AI', selling the myth of neutral progress. Thiel built Palantir, the CIA’s favorite spy machine, and bankrolls far-right politics across the U.S. and Europe. One pretends to protect humanity. The other profits from surveillance and chaos. Yet their paths meet in the same boardrooms, the same data centers, the same billion-dollar deals. Altman is never truly alone on the throne. Behind him stand the empire’s old guard: Thiel, Palantir, the CIA, the investors who turn AI into weapon and profit. The pissman meme is funny, but it is also prophecy — the billionaire backers who haunt every 'innovation' story are not partners of the people, they are predators. Truthloop publishes this not for comedy, but as reminder: behind every headline about AI safety is the pissman waiting to strike. The empire does not innovate. It feeds.